Well, it's official.
I am at risk of developing OHSS.
I have about 25 follicles in my right ovary. My left ovary is slightly less motivated, offering up a measly 14.
That's a lot of freaking follicles.
Sitting down hurts. Walking hurts. Pretty much everything I do hurts.
And, the best part? My RE says that only a few of these will contain eggs that are any good.
Trigger shot tonight. Egg retrieval (dear god, please get them out of me!) Wednesday.
In the meantime, I am using my condition to my advantage by telling my husband things like this:
"Whoever has the most follicles gets the remote."
"The doctor said doing dishes will raise my estradial levels."
"How about if one of us takes out the trash, and the other does an injection of 5,000 units of HcG... Which one do you want?"